It has been another boring week, but thankfully Britain's Got Talent is here for another week to keep us all entertained! So who is auditioning first tonight? First it was impersonator Steven, who said he was going to do ten impressions in two and a half minutes. Needless to say, he managed about four before getting the boot from the judges. Next up was dinner lady/cleaner Linda Hewett who just danced on stage with her roller blades however, she wasn't quite aware that the judges had buzzed her off. Hasta La Pasta, a clown trio managed to upset the judges after getting four buzzes for being unfunny and claiming that they hate judges when Simon said he hates clowns. Let's be honest, who actually does like clowns?!
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| Linda Hewett |
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| Hasta La Pasta |
With it being all 'no's' for the day, eleven year old Asanda Jezile brought the house down. A self proclaimed diva, whose influences are Beyonce and Rihanna, she blew the audience and the judges away with her singing and diva moves. A definite act that needs to be your 'cup of tea' to have enjoyed. But she got four 'yes's' with all four judges not having to think about putting her through. Will we see more talented kids this series? I hope so!
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| Asanda Jezile |
Next up was married singing duo, Diamond & The Rough, who were absolutely awful and out of tune! Line dancer, Bill McKenchnie, was next to try his moves on the judges and they went down like a lead balloon. Whether or not it was line dancing, I don't know! Saving Birmingham from the bad talent was teenage band the Luminites. With a female singer, a male rapper, a beat boxer and a guitar player, these four got warm feedback from the judges and the audience. They were one of those bands that you can tell will definitely do well in the early stages of their career, but I can't see them being around in ten years time. But they definitely showed Birmingham how it's done!
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| Bill McKenchie |
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| The Luminites |
Next it was James and Shirley, who go by the stage name of Mother and Son. Now I saw these audition and it was hilarious! Both were singing, whilst Mother, Shirley, dropped cards with with words and pictures that corresponded with what they were singing. With Alesha and Amanda saying that David likes all the eccentric acts, this is what we were given. A woman who thought that doing sign language to Survivor's 'Eye Of The Tiger' was a good idea got David's approval, but not from the rest of the judges it was a no! Next was Ray Gordon who sung with some weird contraption that is apparently nicknamed the pork chop. Again, David loved the act and gave it a standing ovation, however the other three were not convinced. To add to the quirkiness it was The Duelling Pianos. What sounded like something you'd hear on a fairground ride, it was actually quite catchy after a while. Despite Alesha, Amanda and Simon each buzzing, the girls seemed to quite enjoy it and got their buzzers withdrawn. So, through went the guys and I genuinely can't wait to see what they do in the next round if they get through! Hopefully they will release an album!
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| Mother and Son |
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| The Duelling Pianos |
Gearing us up for what will obviously be a dangerous act are lots of smaller acts who could have been life threatening, but were not! So next was a swordsman who was a mute as he was 'in the zone' due to his act being so dangerous. With what can only be said to be quite a deathly stare, Aaron Crow plucked unsuspecting members of the audience out and also Ant to become a part of the act. Aaron kindly placed a pineapple on Ant's head and then poured hot wax on his arm and face, then proceeded to blindfold himself. With that, he enjoyed a little dance and then swung at the female audience member splitting a paper bag of sugar. Then moving onto the male audience member slicing wood in half. But the last one was the most dangerous, pulling a knife on a petrified Ant McPartlin, he sliced that pineapple straight off of his head! This has to be one of the scariest acts that Britain's Got Talent has seen and one of the most dangerous. Will wee see someone die if he gets through to the live finals? Well he's got through to the next stage so he is a step closer
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| Aaron Crow |
To end the show, we were showcased lots of guitar players. This year, Britain's Got Talent has seen a lot of guitar players who all think they all have what it takes to get through. Surely we have plenty of guitar playing singers who sing about being dumped already in the charts? Needless to say, the four judges were not happy with the amount of them they saw and Simon went as far as saying he would jump of a bridge if he saw another. However, bricklayer Robbie Kennedy was there to show that not all of the guitar players are shit and are just going to sing about their awful love lives. The moral of that story is, if you're in a relationship, don't take up playing the guitar! But back to Robbie, whose voice was amazing, you would not expect that from someone who works on a building site! Trust me, my Dad and uncles are builders and they can NOT sing!! Sounding somewhat like Nickleback, the judges asked him for another song as his first one was too depressing for them. Starting to lose his nerves, Robbie played another song which gave him a standing ovation from the judges and the crowd. Personally, I can't see him going to far, he might get an album out of it but that'll probably be the end of the line for him and he'll be back on the building sight quicker than cement drying.
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| Robbie Kennedy |
And that's it for another week! We've seen plenty of great talent this evening and I'm sure a lot of you will be on YouTube re-watching those piano players!! I'll be back same time, same place, next week for more great acts!
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