Showing posts with label Ashleigh and Pudsey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashleigh and Pudsey. Show all posts

Sunday, 26 May 2013

Britain's Got Talent 2013 - Week 7

It's the final week of auditions tonight (sob) and we will be finding out at the end of the show who has made it to the semi finals! But before that, we've got lots of entertaining (?!) acts to sink our teeth into! 

So first up tonight was James More, a 38 year old magician. As we all know, Simon does not like magicians unless they do dangerous things. He definitely liked this act! James put himself on a knife and it sliced through his body making it look like had been impaled. I have no idea how he will top that as it was a heart stopper! Next was 3D dance show Freelusion. Who turned the lights out to create as visually stunning piece using lights and projections. We also got the chance to meet, Meat Diva. A duo dressed as Freddie Mercury and Tina Turner, to which they started to sing like. But behind a screen on the stage, they were both changing their costumes into Meatloaf and Cher. David said that he though it "was very erotic." Not quite sure what he was watching! Thankfully Simon was the only person with common sense and buzzed them. Somehow the duo managed to get through but I am not sure how they can make their act look less tacky or even sound better.


James More
Meat Diva
Next was mango loving, 14 year old, Gabz Gardiner, who went for the onesie and cap combo that we have never seen before. Ever. Singing and playing a self penned song about losing the love of your life, of which she has thankfully not experienced, she got a good response from the crowd and judges. Not my kind of music unfortunately and I do not think she was as good as 2011's runner up, Ronan Parke (need to stop referring to him, but he was one of Britain's Got Talent's best acts who should have beaten Jai McDowall!), but still a good effort. Should a 14 year old really be singing "put your lighters in the air"? A deserved yes from all the judges means that Gabz will most probably be seen in the semi finals.

And that is it! The auditions are over and now the judges face their "toughest decision yet" as they decide who is to go through to the semi finals.


The judges deliberate!
And so the judges fought over who they wanted to put through to the semi final's with arguments naturally occurring.

The full list of semi finalists for 2013 can be found here!

I'll be back tomorrow night for the first of the live shows!

Saturday, 18 May 2013

Britain's Got Talent 2013 - Week 6

Its the sixth week of Britain's Got Talent and this year we have seen more talent than you can shake a stick at! This week we are starting in London with the first outside act of the series!  The first act were diving... from 25 metres above ground. Putting that into perspective, Olympic divers usually dive at 10 metres. A spectacular act that started with people jumping off diving boards from various heights, to finishing with the 25 metre dive and setting one of the divers on fire and diving into the water. Potentially, it might have been the most dangerous act to have ever graced the show. Just imagine if one of them had slipped, from 25 meters high! Ouch!

La Quebrada High Divers
Next up it was Stevie Pink, a 42 year old illusionist, who decided to dress up like a pink twat. His levitation act failed to make a big impact initially on Alesha and Amanda who both buzzed the moment he put his glamorous assistant to sleep. However, as soon as he levitated the girl and spun her around and flew her about, the judges perked up and mouths in the room dropped. With the room stunned and the judges wondering how it was done, he went flying into the next round. 

Stevie Pink
Thanks to last year's winners Ashleigh and Pudsey, this year the competition saw lots of animal acts, but they were not necessarily good acts! First up was Patty the Donkey, an artist... Well, just a donkey that they stuck paintbrushes in the mouth expecting it to become Van Gogh... Instead, we got splodges of paint on a piece of paper. Next was Kimberly and her raccoon Melanie. A somewhat dog agility course for a raccoon which sadly did not impress the judges. We then saw The League of Extraordinary Groomers, who took a long time painting their dogs with the judges faces. And I can tell you it was a long time as I was in the audience for the atrocious act! We then got to see Jo and Rappaw, which is what I expect Ashleigh and Pudsey to be like in 50 years time, with Simon saying it's the worst dog act he has ever seen. 

Kimberly and Melanie
Jo and Rappaw
So after all these dodgy animal acts we saw Joseph Hall, a dancer teacher who was coincidentally dancing. Quite a brave thing to be doing, not many people dance on their own on the show any more since the big dance acts have been popular. But, Joseph proved that people still enjoy it when someone dances on their own, perhaps it was his killer moves that put him through! A ventriloquist was up next and surprisingly the judges loved it! Perhaps it was because he was one of the first ventriloquists who was actually funny! But, stealing this segment of the show was The Band Of Voices who have all been backing singers for big names and they decided it was now the time to be in the spotlight, not at the back. In my opinion, I don't think their vocals were all that strong, but it was still a valiant effort. One of the group had already been on the X Factor and this was his second chance pass as they sung their way through to the next stage after an encore performance of God Save the Queen.

Band of Voices
Next up was a montage of singers all who had chosen Alesha to impress and thought singing would gain there way to her heart. One of these featured was 16 year old Luciel Johns, who gave Alesha a cheeky wink, but sadly she realised he was old enough to be his mother so he was out of luck. Also we saw singer Maarty Broekman from the Netherlands. Inspired by ladies and time travel (?!), playing his weird keyboard guitar thing he sang a song called Back Door Lover, and no, it's not a song about anal sex! With his dodgy 80's synths and awful singing, he somehow made it through to the next round with only Simon being the one to buzz and say no to him. In my opinion, I think I now know what it would be like if I was to take hard drugs. Never again!

Luciel Johns
Maarty Brokeman

The final act of the evening was 29 year old Aliki Chrysochou who was once diagnosed with a brain disease that meant she had to learn how to speak, walk and generally learn everything again. Although she sang a song that I really hate now, she blew everyone in the audience away and also the judges with her operatic voice singing Evanescence's Bring Me To Life, which was somewhat a fitting song for what she had been through. With Amanda and Alesha in tears, Aliki received a deserved standing ovation fro the crowd and three of the judges. I believe that even if she does not go on to win the competition, she will still do well after the competition.

Aliki Chrysochou
And that is all there is time for this week! Another week's gone by and we've seen lots of talent tonight. I for one can not wait for next week as it is the last week of auditions and time to find out who has got through to the semi finals. So I will see you then!