Saturday 11 May 2013

Britain's Got Talent 2013 - Week 5

It's week five and kicking off tonight's show are best friends Jack and Cormac who were a singing duo from Ireland. Receiving a standing ovation from the crowd, they got through to the next round with flying colours and David likening them to "One Direction meets Simon and Garfunkel". But can the next lot of acts live up to that performance..?

Jack and Cormac



Next we met Justin the Bongo Man. An out of tune bongo player attempting to sing Rihanna's 'We Found Love'. Needless to say, Simon was not impressed. Next was Eddie, a singer who sang songs with celebrity masks on. Thank God he did not get through, he was awful! Then we met the very annoying Phil who was doing comedy impressions.Never have I wanted to punch someone in the face so much! But his impressions were pretty good. Poking fun out of Natalie Cassidy (Sonia from Eastenders), Lorraine Kelly (Daybreak), Stacey Solomon (X Factor/I'm A Celebrity), Kim and Aggie (How Clean Is Your House) and Louie Spence. Laughing his way through to the next round, I can imagine him doing well in the competition. 

Phil Green

Next up was MD Productions, a dance troupe who were on the show back in 2007 and in 2009, but have recruited new members in the hope of doing better this time round. In my opinion, there was too many of them and it looked a bit sloppy as you did not know where to look. Luickly they got through, Amanda, David and Alesha all saying yes and with Simon saying no because he was in a bad mood, The Mazeppa Cossacks did not impress him, but also got through with the same result.

MD Productions

Next was 71 year old Kelly Fox who is a singer. The first words she sang were, "Kiss my ass baby." You'd think a pensioner would know better! Not quit sure how she did it, but she managed to get a standing ovation! Her feisty nature won over the four judges and she was making her way through to the next round. Could we see her releasing that as a single and getting to number 1..? No.

Kelly Fox

Port Talbot's cutest kids decided to get together and create a dance act of their own called Pre-Skool, who are related to last year's finalists Nu Sxool. Not quite so good like their older brothers and sisters, but still a valiant effort by these kids. Of course, they were going to get through thanks to having the cute factor that seems to get a lot of these kids through. We were then treated (?) to an incredibly camp dance act who I sadly had to sit in the audience for, but it was all a lot of fun I guess. With more dance acts making their way through I can't help but think they need to ban them from entering! 

Pre-Skool
To end the show was 19 year old Rosie O'Sullivan, a singer from Birmingham. Self concious about her weight and crippled with fear, Rosie had nothing to fear. She blew away the crowd and the four judges with her outstanding singing. 

Rosie O'Sullivan
And that's it for this evening sadly. But I'll be back next week for more auditions and some more awful acts!

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